October 28, 2012

Dear Heidi,

I want to be something cool and relevant for Halloween. Something that no one else will be. Any ideas?

-Heidi

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Dear Heidi,

YES! I do have some ideas for you. Thank you for asking!!  It’s always nice to hear from a friend. ;)  

Here are some of my top ones I would suggest to really help you make a splash/stand out from the mass amount of Katie Perry’s, Lada Gaga’s, and variety of Disney characters in short, short skirts.

1. Sexy DMV Worker. Your friends may have to fill out forms and wait in line to go out anywhere with you, but dang if your government regulated skirt isn’t short!

2. The U.S. Debt. Bound to get attention and bum people out, all in the same stroke.

3. Sexy Buddha. So random, it’s bound to catch some eyes, at least someone's (anyone??)

4. Cereal Killer. Yes, people have done this clever costume before, but really demonstrate the concept for people by ripping open boxes of Mini Wheats and Honey Bunches of Oats, all over their house. Rice Krispies will especially make your point.

5. Sexy Mother Theresa. You may be saving one small orphan at time, but there’s no reason you can’t look hot doing it.

6. Obscure Political Figures. Why be Obama or Romney when you could be the Representative from Duluth, Minnesota (fly high, Duluth!!) Nothing brings more fun to the party than politics.

7. Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend (unwanted). Say to that special someone at the party, why they haven’t called you, that you’ve been thinking of them (ALL the time), and repeatedly beg them to take you back. Don’t take no for an answer (EVER).

8. Sexy Medieval Black-Plague Survivor. Renaissance fair wench is so passé. Lose a limb, and you’ll be the talk of the town!!

9. Current Indie Movie Star. But not one anyone has ever heard of. It’s more fun to act like you know more than anyone else (make sure to let them know it!).

10.  Hanson. It’s so behind in the curb in relevance, that you will be in fact the FIRST to bring it back (well done!!). Mmm bop.. mmm---mmm, mmm bop.

And finally, I’ve been saving my best one for last …

Sexy Chewbecca!! Having the boys wanting more by showing absolutely nothing!!! A lovely pink hair band and cute cowgirl boots help indicate you are a sexy girl chewbecca (instead of sexy boy Chewbacca). Creates less confusion. Take my word, works every time.

Lata!!

-Heidi